GOT: The Battle of Winterfell Reaction (SPOILERS)

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GOT: The Battle of Winterfell Reaction (SPOILERS)

Winter is here! War is here! THE END IS HERE! That's right, The Beta Bros have stared the Night King in the face and only The KON survived. We mourn the loss of Jay and Uno... SIKE!

The Beta Boy's react to one of the most anticipated television series events of the last decade, The Battle of Winterfell and the clash between the living and the dead on Game of Thrones. We have your spoiler filled review of the episode, we go through what we liked, what surprised us and what we think will happen in the remaining episodes as the series draws near and near to its end. It's a packed episode and you don't want to miss out on any of it.

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Celebrate the Saga: The MCU Makes History & Our Endgame Prep

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Celebrate the Saga: The MCU Makes History & Our Endgame Prep

Guys…we’re in the endgame now. And, that’s not just in reference to the new Avengers movie, but for all movies and how we enjoy watching them. The Infinity Saga has completely redefined our movie going experience and the sheer thought of what the MCU/Marvel Studios has been able to accomplish is amazing. To put it plainly, there has been at least one marvel movie in theaters for the past 11 years!!! So, for that, we’re not only going to talk about Endgame, we also want to take the time to celebrate the saga and look back at the last 11 years/21 movies and recount some of our favorite characters, moments, quotes, etc. All leading to our Endgame Prep. You don’t want to miss this episode.

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Game Of Thrones: An Interview with a Thesbian

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Game Of Thrones: An Interview with a Thesbian

Long have we waited for the arrival of Season 8 of Game of Thrones. Now its here and The Beta Report has all of the dragon riding, white walking, awkward Bran staring details! The Beta Boys react to the first episode and share their favorite moments and also offer up some very bold predictions for some of our favorite characters.

AND!!! We have an exclusive first time ever interview with none other than your favorite thesbian dragon: DROGON, the dragon! Yes, we actually have a dragon on the show, and you wont believe what he has to say about Kit Harrington. We have all this and so much more on today’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Disney Just Bought This Episode

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Disney Just Bought This Episode

Disney has just bought this episode. Disney has also just bought our entire childhood, our children’s childhoods, and all of our futures. This episode is all about Disney. We got all of your details on The Mouse’s new streaming service: Disney+. From the low subscription amount, the upcoming release date, and all of the content that’ll be available from day one. We also react to the first Star Wars: Episode IX trailer, The Rise of Skywalker. What does that title mean? Was that the Death Star’s remains? And, is the Emperor, still, alive?

We got all that and so much more on this week’s episode of, The Beta Report.

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SHAZAM! (Review) & The Tango and Cash Effect: Perfect Unlikely Pairs

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SHAZAM! (Review) & The Tango and Cash Effect: Perfect Unlikely Pairs

Last week we asked: Has DC Figured it out? This week, we may have gotten a pretty definitive answer to that question. SHAZAM has electrified audiences with its lighthearted family friendly shenanigans. But, is that enough to regain confidence in the DCEU? Listen in and find out what The Beta Bros think.

We also dive into the Tango & Cash Effect. Never heard of it? Maybe its ‘cause we just made it up…but it doesn’t make the science of unlikely pairings leading to hilarious and often iconic movies any less true. Pure facts people: Kumail Nanjiani, Dave Batista, and Stuber are here to prove our theory right. All this and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Has DC Figured it Out? Are Shazam & The Joker Worth Watching?

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Has DC Figured it Out? Are Shazam & The Joker Worth Watching?

We are very close to making this question rhetorical…but, has DC finally figured it out? Are these new Zack Snyder-less movies any good? Should we be excited for The Joker and Shazam? The Beta Boys answer all these questions and some. We also say his name in a brand new GO/NO GO. Should you go watch Shazam this weekend? Listen to find out what we think.

But never mind all that…ENDGAME TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE! We’ll talk about all of the online madness and touch on the final trailer as we inch closer and closer to April 26th. We also have recommendations coming out our ears from start to finish. All that and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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March Madness: Basketball & Horror

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March Madness: Basketball & Horror

What is one thing that characterizes the entire month of March: MADNESS. With The KON’s birthday, the release of Jordan Peele’s US and College Basketball’s most important tournament, the world is consumed with madness. In today’s episode, we’ll take a look at the new horror classic US to give you guy’s a little preview of the movie and what you should expect. We also talk a little basketball and rank our favorite basketball movies of all time. Is Space Jam really a basketball classic? Is Teen Wolf actually a basketball movie? We’ve got all this and so much more on this episode of The Beta Report.

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The Skateboard Avenger: THE KON!

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The Skateboard Avenger: THE KON!

This episode is all about or glorious host, founding member, and Beta Bro…The Magnificent KON! We scoured the history books and have lined up a few tales of valor and bravery from The KON’s past to trace back the events that made Jeff, The King of the Nerds. From punching a fat kid’s braces, climbing volcanoes, to avenging the loss of his best friend’s skateboard, all of these stories are true and extraordinary. So, come me lords and ladies, raise your glass as we celebrate thine King of Nerdom: THE KON!

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Stream Come True: Netflix March Releases

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Stream Come True: Netflix March Releases

If you’re not going to watch Captain Marvel this weekend, don’t fret! Netflix has a lot of brand new choices this month to hold you down until Endgame, including, our PICK OF THE WEEK: Triple Frontier!

Netflix is jammed packed with a lot of great streaming choices this month, and the Beta Bros have the official guide to your next Stream Come True. Listen to find out what else you should be watching this month. We’ve got all this plus so much more on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Captain Marvel Review (SPOILERS)

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Captain Marvel Review (SPOILERS)

Captain Marvel is here and The Beta Bros have your spoiler-filled review of our cosmic avenger. The Kon, Uno, and Jay breakdown the movie and look forward past End Game and theorize what Captain Marvel means for the MCU moving forward. You wont believe this theory we came up with…can a secret invasion still be in the works? You’re gonna have to listen to find out.

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Captain Marvel Preview

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Captain Marvel Preview

Captain Marvel is finally HERE! But, before you hit the theaters, make sure and check out our Captain Marvel Preview show to get you ready for all of the cosmic mayhem that this noble-warrior-hero will be raining down on everyone’s face!

We also have our initial reactions to the new X-Men: Dark Phoenix trailer. Is the Phoenix story line just not meant to be adapted into live action? Will this be doomed to repeat the same failures of the horrid Last Stand? Listen in to find out!

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The Beta Report Celebrity...Report!

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The Beta Report Celebrity...Report!

Celebrity depravity is typically something we stayed away from. But, when Pete Davidson started dating Kate Beckinsale, the Beta Boys just couldn’t stay quite any longer. In this episode, we’ll be talking all about our buddy Pete, the return of a group we never knew left, and the unfortunate passing of Hollywood heartthrob Luke Perry.

We’ll also breakdown the new Game of Thrones Season 8 trailer and completely lose our minds over what to expect! Will the prophecy come to pass and will Arroz en Ajo rise from the smoldering pot of khaleesi’s dothraki soup? Listen to find out. All that and so much more on this week’s episode of: The Beta Report.

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Oscars 2019: Best of All Time?

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Oscars 2019: Best of All Time?

For this year’s Oscar’s Review Show, The Beta Report is going host-less, too. So this is an hour long episode of just silence. SIKE. We’re breaking down all of the surprises and snubs, the familiar and the refreshingly unfamiliar awards and choices. We also span the entire pantheon of Oscar winners and pick our #1 Favorite Best Picture Winner of all Time!

All that and so much more on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Is Netflix a Sinking Ship?

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Is Netflix a Sinking Ship?

We’re all saddened by the sudden—yet expected—news that The Punisher and Jessica Jones are now officially cancelled. The general consensus is that they’ll more than likely return on Disney’s streaming service, Disney+ due out later this year (presumably in the fall). So, with Disney making a push at the streaming service game and Hulu as well as Amazon Prime releasing great original content, is Netflix a sinking ship doomed to go under? Is there enough original content on Netflix’s roster to keep you on their service? Are they doing a good enough job of supplementing what’s leaving with something as good and/or better? The Beta Boys tackle all these questions and more, including a review of one of those original series: The Umbrella Academy.

Plus another New Tune Tuesday, on Thursday…except on Friday. All that an so much more on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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President Patrol: TOP 3 Best American Movie Presidents

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President Patrol: TOP 3 Best American Movie Presidents

Seldom do we take the time to honor the men who shaped our country and liberated us from the oppressive tyranny of foreign and domestic threats…to a degree. Yes, these men aren’t perfect and some aren’t even competent, but what they undeniably are, are the building blocks for compelling and entertaining movie characters. With that said, in honor of President’s Day, The Beta Boys give you the TOP 3 American Movie Presidents. You’ll be surprised at some of our choices.

Also, we play a little game called “Who Said It?” featuring none other than the inspiration for many movie characters—good and bad—President Donald Trump and a slew of movie villains, cartoon characters, and celebrities. “God Bless America, and nowhere else!”

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Covers & Blocks: Best Cover Songs and LEGO Movie 2 Review

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Covers & Blocks: Best Cover Songs and LEGO Movie 2 Review

Just like the sweater song, Weezer is a beautiful tapestry of our fragile and precious adolescence all wrapped up in a menagerie of teenage nostalgia. Add that deliciously warm garb to the collective coolness of past hits and iconic anthems and what you get is a Teal blanket that holds all of the enchanting possibilities of building an imaginary fort. All that to say, we’re talking about cover songs today.

And, the nostalgia thread knitting this episode together continues with The Beta Bros’ review of The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part. Plus, a New Tune Tuesday, on Thursday…Except on Friday song. All that and so much more on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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7 Unconventional Valentines Day Movies to Watch Instead of The Notebook

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7 Unconventional Valentines Day Movies to Watch Instead of The Notebook

Love is blind, but you don’t have to be when it comes to your Valentine’s Day movie choices. Love comes in many forms, so we wanted to celebrate 7 unconventional choices that will hopefully get the flames of love burning with your date. The Beta Bros also uncover a hidden in plain sight love virtuoso. You’ll be shocked to find out which group of films by the same director, we believe are the epitome of unorthodox romance movies.

Jay also offers a few choices that you may want to stay away from if you wish to really impress your date. HINT: Stay away from anything that has an MMA fighter as its star or has the word “Darkness” in its tile. You’re welcome. All that and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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SICKO MODE & DAD JOKES

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SICKO MODE & DAD JOKES

This episode is Sicko Mode, is gonna be Sicko Mode, is going Sicko Mode….??? We honestly have no idea how to use this word. Our age is definitely showing here. But, thankfully, we booked some teenage experts aka The KON’s kids, to walk us through the proper way of using: “Sicko Mode”. And old meets new, as The Beta Boys dust off some TBR classics with a new edition of GO/NO GO (The Prodigy & The Lego Movie 2) and A STREAM COME TRUE where we try to narrow down all of the HULU, Netflix, Amazon Prime shows or movies you should be watching.

Plus, another New Tune Tuesday, on Thursday…Except on Friday. I’m sure you can guess what song we’re using.

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RIP, Batfleck. So, Who's Next?

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RIP, Batfleck. So, Who's Next?

To the most homicidal iteration of Batman we’ve ever seen…we bid you farewell. As we say goodbye to Ben Affleck, our cleft chin crusader, we ask the one question on everyone’s mind: So, who’s next? Who can or should step into the cape and cowl and be the next Batman?

We also step into another dimension, where time stops and TV shows no longer get rebooted. The Beta Boys react to Jordan Peele’s upcoming reboot of the horror/sci-fi classic The Twilight Zone. There’s also a report about LOST getting the reboot treatment. But, do we need it though? We take a look at the upcoming reboots and we also offer up some of our suggestions for some reboots that we’d love to see. All that and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Random Topic Generator

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Random Topic Generator

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Beta Report is proud to present…THE RANDOM TOPIC GENERATOR. [Cue cheesy game show music!!!]

The Beta Bros wanted to shake things up this episode. Instead of having a set agenda, we took several random topics that we each wanted to talk about, through them into our high-tech Random Topic Generator, and just let it rip! It goes from Joker to Candyman and Ted Bundy to…Miss Bala?!?! This show is going to be bonkers.

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