The Neverending Podcast: Stranger Things Edition (SPOILERS)

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The Neverending Podcast: Stranger Things Edition (SPOILERS)

I won’t bore your with a long winded description for this one. The first 30 seconds of this episode says it all! We’re in for a wild-winding-ride on this episode. Disney, Spider-Man, Stranger Things Season 3…and yes, beautiful, beautiful music!

All that and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Summa', Summa', Summa' Time: Reviews & Recommendations for Summer 2019

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Summa', Summa', Summa' Time: Reviews & Recommendations for Summer 2019

Summer is here and The Beta Bros are back! We all took some long over due vacations all across the world, but now, the summer blubber is out and the bellies are jiggling as The Beta Bros get ready to rock their bathing suits up and down your podcast feeds.

The Beta Boy's have carefully crafted a refreshing pack of new movie reviews for Toy Story 4 & Child’s Play (2019). We also rank ALL of the Spider Man movies as Spider-Man: Far From Home is now in theaters. We also brew a crisp list of recommendations for the summer. Its our ESSENTIAL SUMMER MOVIE LIST. All that and so much more on this week’s episode of, The Beta Report.

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DC Talk: Swamp Thing Sinks While Battinson Soars

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DC Talk: Swamp Thing Sinks While Battinson Soars

DC for all its rich lore, storied history, and decades of comic book triumphs, is still trying to find its way out of Marvel Studio’s shadow. But, with the recent success of movies like Shazam! and Aquaman and the criminally underrated DC Universe slate of shows including Doom Patrol, DC is finally starting to dig itself out of the murky stinking bog of mediocrity and public appeal. Couple that with all of the upcoming DC projects headed our way like: James Gunn’s Suicide Squad, Joaquin Phoenix’s The Joker, and the Robert Pattinson led Batman movie, I think it was time for TBR to break out The DC Talk! Are you down? Stay tuned to find out what we think about all of the upcoming DC projects and the pruned, sheered, and cancelled Swamp Thing. All that and so much more on this week’s episode of, The Beta Report.

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KON Of The Monsters: Godzilla (Review)

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KON Of The Monsters: Godzilla (Review)

A battle of two kings! These two titans battle it out on today’s podcast. Its The KON vs. Godzilla King of the Monsters, and only one will make it out alive…Who will survive?

We also bring back our PICK OF THE WEEK with two fresh new picks you know you guys wont want to miss. All that and so much more on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge First Hand Experience

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Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge First Hand Experience

A long time ago on a podcast far, far away...THE BETA REPORT! visited Galaxy’s Edge at Disneyland in Southern California, and they’re now ready to share their experience of this new wondrous and enthralling land. That’s right, The KON has been to Disney’s Galaxy’s Edge and he’s here to give us all of the juicy little details that we all want to know before the new attraction opens to the public on June 24, 2019. From blue milk to droid building, this massive new park left The KON wanting more, but he’ll give us his run down on the Do’s and Dont’s and what three things you definitely have to do!

 We’ve got all that and so much more on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Summer Preview: 8 Movies & Shows You Need to Watch This Summer

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Summer Preview: 8 Movies & Shows You Need to Watch This Summer

Summer is finally here! Cue in “Sunflower” by Post Malone & Swae Lee, for what will undoubtedly continue to be the anthem of this year’s summer fun. The Beta Boys whip out their immaculate dad bods and bikinis to bring you their most anticipated must watch movies and TV shows of the summer. From Netflix Originals to giant tent-pole blockbuster movies, TBR has their 8 must see movies and shows of Summer 2019.

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Aladdin [Review] and The Netflix Gems [Binge Guide]

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Aladdin [Review] and The Netflix Gems [Binge Guide]

The first minute of this episode will shock you! Could Will Smith possibly have done a better job as the genie than Robin Williams? Jay’s seen the newest Disney live-action remake: Aladdin, and what he says will surprise you. We also offer up some shiny little Netflix gems still left to mine that may have gone unnoticed or buried under the hype of less interesting shows. The Beta Bros dig up some new, old, foreign and awesome selections for your binge watching pleasure. All that and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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More For Your Hole: What to Watch; PLUS: A New Shiny Batman

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More For Your Hole: What to Watch; PLUS: A New Shiny Batman

Regardless of your feelings towards the last season of Game of Thrones, with this cultural behemoth now gone, its left a Tormund sized hole in our hearts as well as our Sunday evening TV watching schedule. Well, like the title says, we got more for that hole! The Beta Bros have scoured the annals of entertainment to find several shows we’re looking forward to seeing. Shows that we think you’ll love and could potentially cram content into that giant gap GOT left us with.

Oh and we also can’t leave without talking about the new, shiny and sparkly announcement: We’ve got a new Batman. Is it who we would have picked? Is it an inspired choice? Will history repeat itself and will an odd casting choice actually turn out to be one of the greatest depictions of the caped crusader? So many questions…but, we’ve got your answers on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Whoa! The Throne: GOT Recap & John Wick 3 Madness

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Whoa! The Throne: GOT Recap & John Wick 3 Madness

There has never been four letters strung together and emphatically spoken aloud that can completely embody someone as much as: “WHOA” and Keanu Reeves (Well, I’m sure Samuel L. Jackson fans may beg to differ). He masterfully wields each letter like a precisely placed John Wick bullet into our brains, delivering the emotional kill-shot that we all know Reeves can deliver (insert sarcasm here). John Wick 3: Parabellum is out this week, so we wanted to take some time to celebrate the man, the myth, the legend Keanu Reeves.

But, precision be damned! We’re also here for dragon fire, awkward character choices, and undeserved deaths. That’s right, we’re talking Game of Thrones, Season 8, Episode 5: The Bells. We got all this and so much more on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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No More Disney...For Now! The Non-Disney Episode

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No More Disney...For Now! The Non-Disney Episode

Lets all just take a collective deep breath…Ok, so Disney really does own everything doesn’t it? We’ve heard the cries of the people, we understand that we focus a lot on Marvel, Disney, Star Wars, etc….but can you blame us? That is all stuff that is currently going on in the world today. Mickey Mouse really is Thanos! So, today, this is our Anti-Disney show. We’re talking about anything and everything that ISN’T DISNEY! From new movies, shows and even other podcasts we think you guys should check out, this show has a little something for everyone’s binging pleasure. We’ve got all this and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Spider-Man: Far From Home Trailer Reaction & Breakdown

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Spider-Man: Far From Home Trailer Reaction & Breakdown

The new trailer for Spider-Man: Far From Home was just released and its amazing. Its so great, it even needed its own Spoiler Warning for Avengers: Endgame. That alone should tell you how important the events of FFH will be for the MCU moving forward as our heroes try to piece their world (…and/or Universe…dimension?!?!) back together. We got all of your theories, predictions, and nitty gritty geeky details that you might have missed. So, take a deep dive into the Spider-verse with us and lets try to climb our way out of this spider’s web together, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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ENDGAME: REVIEW (Spoilers)

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ENDGAME: REVIEW (Spoilers)

Last week completely wrecked us. With Game of Thrones’ Battle of Winterfell and Avengers: Endgame both premiering in the same week, our poor little hearts could barely contain themselves. But, after 11 years, 21 movies later, its all led us to this [Cue the Avengers Theme song in your mind]: ENDGAME! We’ve got your spoiler filled review HERE, so listeners beware. We are leaving it all on the wire and we discuss who laid their life down on it and didn’t make it out alive. All that and so much more, on this special episode of The Beta Report.

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GOT: The Battle of Winterfell Reaction (SPOILERS)

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GOT: The Battle of Winterfell Reaction (SPOILERS)

Winter is here! War is here! THE END IS HERE! That's right, The Beta Bros have stared the Night King in the face and only The KON survived. We mourn the loss of Jay and Uno... SIKE!

The Beta Boy's react to one of the most anticipated television series events of the last decade, The Battle of Winterfell and the clash between the living and the dead on Game of Thrones. We have your spoiler filled review of the episode, we go through what we liked, what surprised us and what we think will happen in the remaining episodes as the series draws near and near to its end. It's a packed episode and you don't want to miss out on any of it.

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Celebrate the Saga: The MCU Makes History & Our Endgame Prep

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Celebrate the Saga: The MCU Makes History & Our Endgame Prep

Guys…we’re in the endgame now. And, that’s not just in reference to the new Avengers movie, but for all movies and how we enjoy watching them. The Infinity Saga has completely redefined our movie going experience and the sheer thought of what the MCU/Marvel Studios has been able to accomplish is amazing. To put it plainly, there has been at least one marvel movie in theaters for the past 11 years!!! So, for that, we’re not only going to talk about Endgame, we also want to take the time to celebrate the saga and look back at the last 11 years/21 movies and recount some of our favorite characters, moments, quotes, etc. All leading to our Endgame Prep. You don’t want to miss this episode.

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Game Of Thrones: An Interview with a Thesbian

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Game Of Thrones: An Interview with a Thesbian

Long have we waited for the arrival of Season 8 of Game of Thrones. Now its here and The Beta Report has all of the dragon riding, white walking, awkward Bran staring details! The Beta Boys react to the first episode and share their favorite moments and also offer up some very bold predictions for some of our favorite characters.

AND!!! We have an exclusive first time ever interview with none other than your favorite thesbian dragon: DROGON, the dragon! Yes, we actually have a dragon on the show, and you wont believe what he has to say about Kit Harrington. We have all this and so much more on today’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Disney Just Bought This Episode

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Disney Just Bought This Episode

Disney has just bought this episode. Disney has also just bought our entire childhood, our children’s childhoods, and all of our futures. This episode is all about Disney. We got all of your details on The Mouse’s new streaming service: Disney+. From the low subscription amount, the upcoming release date, and all of the content that’ll be available from day one. We also react to the first Star Wars: Episode IX trailer, The Rise of Skywalker. What does that title mean? Was that the Death Star’s remains? And, is the Emperor, still, alive?

We got all that and so much more on this week’s episode of, The Beta Report.

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SHAZAM! (Review) & The Tango and Cash Effect: Perfect Unlikely Pairs

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SHAZAM! (Review) & The Tango and Cash Effect: Perfect Unlikely Pairs

Last week we asked: Has DC Figured it out? This week, we may have gotten a pretty definitive answer to that question. SHAZAM has electrified audiences with its lighthearted family friendly shenanigans. But, is that enough to regain confidence in the DCEU? Listen in and find out what The Beta Bros think.

We also dive into the Tango & Cash Effect. Never heard of it? Maybe its ‘cause we just made it up…but it doesn’t make the science of unlikely pairings leading to hilarious and often iconic movies any less true. Pure facts people: Kumail Nanjiani, Dave Batista, and Stuber are here to prove our theory right. All this and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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Has DC Figured it Out? Are Shazam & The Joker Worth Watching?

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Has DC Figured it Out? Are Shazam & The Joker Worth Watching?

We are very close to making this question rhetorical…but, has DC finally figured it out? Are these new Zack Snyder-less movies any good? Should we be excited for The Joker and Shazam? The Beta Boys answer all these questions and some. We also say his name in a brand new GO/NO GO. Should you go watch Shazam this weekend? Listen to find out what we think.

But never mind all that…ENDGAME TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE! We’ll talk about all of the online madness and touch on the final trailer as we inch closer and closer to April 26th. We also have recommendations coming out our ears from start to finish. All that and so much more, on this week’s episode of The Beta Report.

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March Madness: Basketball & Horror

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March Madness: Basketball & Horror

What is one thing that characterizes the entire month of March: MADNESS. With The KON’s birthday, the release of Jordan Peele’s US and College Basketball’s most important tournament, the world is consumed with madness. In today’s episode, we’ll take a look at the new horror classic US to give you guy’s a little preview of the movie and what you should expect. We also talk a little basketball and rank our favorite basketball movies of all time. Is Space Jam really a basketball classic? Is Teen Wolf actually a basketball movie? We’ve got all this and so much more on this episode of The Beta Report.

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The Skateboard Avenger: THE KON!

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The Skateboard Avenger: THE KON!

This episode is all about or glorious host, founding member, and Beta Bro…The Magnificent KON! We scoured the history books and have lined up a few tales of valor and bravery from The KON’s past to trace back the events that made Jeff, The King of the Nerds. From punching a fat kid’s braces, climbing volcanoes, to avenging the loss of his best friend’s skateboard, all of these stories are true and extraordinary. So, come me lords and ladies, raise your glass as we celebrate thine King of Nerdom: THE KON!

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