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Ship It! Movie Couples We Love & Romantic Date Ideas

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Ship It! Movie Couples We Love & Romantic Date Ideas

From Allie and Noah in the Notebook, to Jim and Pam from The Office, some Movie and TV romances are too good to be make-believe. There are some timeless love stories in movies and television that transcend the confines of our screens and nestle deep in the warmest, most cuddliest parts of our hearts. We watch them and dwell on them, but then realize, its not real. But, what if, they weren't fake? What if, our favorite movie/TV romances could magically slip out of the screen, and just like the story of Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves actually getting married on the set of Dracula, their onscreen tales of love were actually, real? If this were the case, The KON and Jay give their favorite movie couples they wish could come true.

And, what's a good relationship without a few romantic rendezvous? A lovers getaway? A mid-summer soiree? Well, have no fear, because The Beta Bros have a few museum recommendations that will breath life into any love affair..while also satiating your hunger for adventure and excitement in the new world of dark tourism. There's nothing more romantic than the museum of ventriloquist dummies, Mexican mummy's, or Toilets in India! We got all this and so much more, on this week's episode of The Beta Report.

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Tofurky Talk & Leftover Thoughts

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Tofurky Talk & Leftover Thoughts

What’s thanksgiving without a few leftovers? And what’s a post-thanksgiving episode without some tofurkey talk and a little more Justice League thoughts? This week, we revisit last week’s Justice League discussion and touch on a few things that we didn’t have a chance to get to. Namely, the appearance of Joe Manganiello as Deathstroke, his stand-alone movie, The Legion of Doom, and the DCEU’s future. We also had to talk about Kevin Feige’s most recent comments about Avengers 4, and the most certain end of the current Marvel Cinematic Universe as we know it. Who will we see in the next phase? Which of our beloved heroes will make it out alive or simply fade away?

We also share same Thanksgiving stories, Black Friday nostalgia and let downs, and of course, our PICK OF THE WEEK! So, make sure and click the link/play button below to listen to this week’s new episode. 

Photo by Rustic Vegan on Unsplash

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Los Doyers! World Series Special w/MLB Expert

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Los Doyers! World Series Special w/MLB Expert

As you guys know, we are native sons of Los Angeles, CA. So, seeing our Dodgers make it to the World Series after a 28 year drought, is a kind of a big deal. Now, because of this historic run, we just had to do a baseball-centric show to discuss our Dodgers as well as some classic baseball movies to get us in the right World Series spirit. AND...we've brought on our own MLB Expert, Chef Extraordinaire and previous guest, the ever so lovely: Jocelyne Zelaya to help us analyze and predict the Dodgers vs. Astros match-up. 

Aside from being a baseball fan and expert, as we mentioned above, Jocelyne is also an incredible and talented chef and we talk once again about her culinary career and the shows and chefs that inspire her to do what she does. We also have a brand new PICK OF THE WEEK and so much more. So, make sure and listen to this week's episode of The Beta Report. 

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The Beta Bros: Duel vs. Dual

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The Beta Bros: Duel vs. Dual

It's episode 77! This week, The Beta Bros take over the show, sans Cat and Gabasonic. On this week's episode we look at all of the new X-Men franchise news that has recently been announced. Get our thoughts on the new The Gifted trailer, recent casting news for the New Mutants movie, and Josh Brolin's big head and little arms debate. We also give you our preview of Alien: Covenant and Michael Fassbender's (!!!!) DUAL (!!!!) roles. Lastly, we continue to gush over Aziz Ansari's Master of None, as it returns for Season 2. We honestly cannot say enough about its approach to comedy and its moving narratives and story-telling. Ansari has definitely tapped into something that is simultaneously poignant and hilarious. If you enjoyed Season 1 of this show, you'll definitely love Season 2. We've got all this and so much more on this week's episode of The Beta Report.

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Toddlers Bro: Logan, Iron Fist, Wonder Woman

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Toddlers Bro: Logan, Iron Fist, Wonder Woman

Episode 70! If we do anything during our time together, I would hope that it'd be to make your life a little easier. So, without further ado, we present to you the world's best excuse: Toddlers bro! Its simple. If you haven't had time to finish an assignment, just tell your boss: Toddlers bro! and he/she will instantly understand. Didn't study for a test: Toddlers Bro! You keep postponing your podcast recording: Toddlers Bro! It's amazing! You now wield the golden ticket of excuses. Use it wisely. Your'e welcome. 

This week, the whole crew is back to slash our way through LOGAN. We got our review and a few parting words for our beloved Wolverine [Insert sad puppy Sarah McLachlan song here...I Will Remember You!]. We offer our thoughts on the state of the X-Men franchise, should they recast Wolverine/Logan immediately or not, or should Laura aka X-23 carry on as The Wolverine. We also spend way too much time talking about La La Land (KON + CAT + MUSICALS= BAD NEWS). Plus, we talk some Iron Fist, Wonder Woman and our hope for the DECU. All that and so much more on this episode of TBR.

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Valentines & Vices: TBR's Guide to Love

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Valentines & Vices: TBR's Guide to Love

Episode 67! Its a new episode of The Beta Report, and its about to get hot. Its our special Valentines Day episode: Valentines & Vices: TBR's Guide to Love. From the return of The Walking Dead to our favorite Rom Coms, nothing says romance/"Relationship Goals" like mowing down a herd of zombies in cars with your significant other or grueling through 50 first dates. Plus, we slowly come to realize that Valentines Day really means: Tom Hardy Day. Apparently, we all have a massive crush on Tom Hardy....swoon! We also give you our top date night movie choices and we also have a new edition of The Trailer Park. Its a packed show! We got all that and so much more on this week's episode of The Beta Report.

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No Shields, No Capes: The Alternative Heroes

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No Shields, No Capes: The Alternative Heroes

Episode 66! On today's episode we celebrate all of the non Marvel/DC super hero movies out there. From raucous dark comedy romps like Super, to beautifully strewn character pieces like Unbreakable, there are so many "Other Heroes" out there, we are sure we'll touch on at least one that you'll love. Including a 3rd Hellboy movie that only exists in Cat's head.

We also give our NON SPOILER & SPOILER reviews of M. Night Shyamalan's new surprise hit movie: Split. All that and so much more on this week's episode of The Beta Report.

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The Cat's Meow

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The Cat's Meow

Episode 65! On today's show The Beta Bros welcome a very special guest to the program. Its our pleasure to introduce our dear friend, Catherine aka "Cat"  Lampon to The Beta Report family. From board game conventions to mathematics jokes, we are excited to have her on the show. We are also thrilled to explore the weird and wild world of Reddit with her, in a new segment called Cat Chat. And, of course, this wouldn't be a TBR show if we didn't talk a little Star Wars. More specifically, the newly revealed title for Episode VIII: The Last Jedi. Is it singular or plural?!?! So much speculation...Damn you Lucasfilm! All that and so much more on this week's episode of The Beta Report.

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The Betachelor

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The Betachelor

Episode 64! The Beta Report is back. We had some technical difficulties, but we are glad to say, WE ARE BACK! On this episode, we tackle some real issues and answer the age old question: Is it okay for a dude to watch The Bachelor? Plus, we talk about the best reality shows of all time, The KON shares a tale of his adventurous quest towards acquiring a rare Asian artifact, and we also found a way to make the Star Wars Prequels enjoyable. All that and more on this week's episode of The Beta Report.

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2016: In Review

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2016: In Review

The Beta Bros look back and talk about all of the great stuff we got this year in the world of entertainment. From Netflix shows like Luke Cage, The Get Down, and Stranger Things to some of our favorite movies like Captain America: Civil War, Jungle Book, and Hunt for the Wilderpeople. All that and more on this week's episode of The Beta Report.

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Turkeys, Tangents, & Trailers

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Turkeys, Tangents, & Trailers

In true Beta Report fashion, we're still talking about thanksgiving and family dinner disasters. We've also got a new edition of The Trailer Park with three brand new trailers released this past week. The KON also gives his thoughts on Fantastic Beasts. All that and more on this week's episode of The Beta Report.

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